3 years ago • 8 notesErnest Borgnine tells the gang at Fox and Friends that he made it to 91 years of age by jackin’ it a lot. Priceless.I figure I should live to be 150 if that’s the case.
August 14, 2008
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July 22, 2008
Regrets
I’ve come to the realization that anyone who says that they don’t have any regrets in their life is either someone who hasn’t done much living, someone who doen’t think very deeply, or someone just devoid of this little thing called a soul.3 years ago • 12 notes
July 21, 2008
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July 16, 2008
3 years ago • 18 notesAndy Dick was arrested last night for groping a 17 year-old girl in a hot wings joint.
I have nothing else to say.
July 13, 2008
3 years ago • 10 notesI guess I’m getting either a) really old, or b) REALLY fucking jaded, because I honestly think that I’d choose the endless salad and breadsticks over young Madison McFakey here.
Also, what the fuck has Playboy devolved to? I guess that we can all look forward to the girls of Bennigans, Chili’s, TGIFridays, and Applebees. How far do they take this? Waffle House?
July 8, 2008
Crowds in Arkansas came for the lure of cage fighting and $1 beer, but police say what they got instead was men ripping each others’ clothes off and kissing
July 7, 2008
July 3, 2008
Marisa Miller. As American as a slice of apple pie cooling on the stock of a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle sighted in on a dirty fuckin’ hippie leading a protest.

